Sushi

Cap'n Crunch and Pixie Stix on White bread

Apple juice, Soup, PB and J with the crusts cut off  ("All food groups are represented.  Who did your mom marry, Mr. Rogers?"  "No, Mr. Johnson")

A bag of random high carb crap.

And a can of Coke.

All preferably prepared with "Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds playing in the background